Myspace Tom Sighting

More exciting than an UFO sighting is a sighting of Myspace Tom. For those that follow the party animal, his most recent appearance was made at The Hub, one of the more swanky night clubs that can found in Sim City.

Rumor is he was on a date with a very wealthy Countess from the Carpathian Mountains. The two of them were reported to enjoy each others company, dining and dancing until the wee hours of the morning.

Several people at The Hub last night reported that The Countess turned into a bat while on the dance floor. There have been reports of Vampires in Sim City, and now the citizens are speculating that she may be one. Myspace Tom was unavailable for comment.

Most people interviewed who were at The Hub were not concerned about the possiblity of the Countess being a vampire. “We are used to odd things around these parts. A vampire amoung us is nothing.” The bartender told us.

What did concern everyone was the way that Tom was dressed.

G.G. Jesse who was at The Hub having a quiet dinner alone said, “It’s like he tried to get dressed and failed. He didn’t do anything with his tie, his pants were rolled up like he was expecting a flood and he didn’t put shoes on. If you are trying to impress a human, vampire or alien woman that isn’t the way to go. The only thing dressing like that is going to get you is a redneck with all their teeth.”

What surprised everyone was that The Countess didn’t seem to mind. It is reported that she was quite taken with Tom, even if he couldn’t dress himself properly for the date. Further rumors claim she wants to see him again.