Technical Difficulties

The last two weeks or so I have had so many computer and internet problems that I don’t know where to start. All that matters now is that they are fixed. This means that something should be up soon. I felt bad that I wasn’t posting anything so I put up an old story about Death last week that I had wrote for myspace.

I also discovered that where I put my files for download, the links have expired or I have exceeded number of downloads. I will have to see if I can do something to fix this for those that want older files. Blogger.com doesn’t really like the links to the .rar files off my ftp so I will have to come up with something. Hopefully I didn’t loose the original .rar files when I reformatted. I will put up an announcement when I have it all fixed up. Thanks for being patient.

Death Takes a Dump

Until now it has been one of those great unanswered questions of the universe. It has plagued many people, some have even lost sleep over it. Does Death use the toilet? In a rare sequence of events, the Sims Weekly World News was on hand to report on one of the many deaths of Myspace Tom and caught Death on the toilet. Yes, that’s right, Death was taking a dump.

He was nice enough to take a few minutes and answer a few questions for us. “Yes, I use the bathroom like everyone else. I have even been known to become constipated when I don’t eat enough fiber. I even shower every day. Sometimes it’s hard to fit these sorts of things in if a lot of people are dying. That reminds me. Quit killing off Tom. They are starting to complain in Hell because he and his clones are trying to take over. They are starting to beg me to send a few of them to Heaven, but I just can’t do that.”

This reporter has made a mental note to look into all the deaths of Tom. Maybe there is a larger conspiracy going on that people need to know about. Before getting started on that project, I did have to find out why Death censors his parts when he potties.

“It’s like this. I can’t have people seeing what I look like under these robes. I have an image to uphold. It’s bad enough I have women breaking down my door wanting to have my children, I don’t need people accidently walking in and seeing something they shouldn’t. Can you imagine the stink it would cause if naked picture of me ended up all over the internet? People would be commiting sucide just to meet me.”