Loki Beaker was surprised to find a hamburger in a medical dummy that he ordered from the Sims Home Shopping Network. “That was the last thing that I expected to find in there. I thought that someone at Dummies R Us had accidentally put left his lunch behind but that wasn’t the case.”The hamburger that Loki found just happened to be the Sacred Hamburger of King Winkie. For those who are new to Sim City, or slept through history class, King Winkie was ruler of Sim City back in 986 BC. Some said he was crazy, but it was his obsession for the perfect hamburger that drove him. The story goes that once his chefs had mastered the skill, Winkie took one bite and had the hamburger preserved forever. That hamburger was believed to be lost forever. It was delivered to the Beaker house where Loki found it while practicing his dissecting skills.
The hamburger has since been turned over to the Sim City University for further study. “We can’t wait to find out what sort of technology was used to preserve this hamburger. This sort of information could really advance food preservation in the grocery stores.
Loki Beaker finds Sacred Hamberger in medical dummy. This picture is a reinactment.
There is no word on how the hamburger originally got to the Dummies R Us warehouse and distribution center.
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