Gay Bigfoot Family Adopts Child

It doesn’t take much to be a parent in Sim City, the Sim City Adoption Agency, will allow anyone adopt. This was proven once again when a child was turned over to Big and Bob Foot, a gay sasquatch couple.

Bob was amazed at how easy it was for them to become parents. “All I had to do was pick up the phone and make a phone call. There was no paperwork, no background check, no home visit. I was just told that within twenty-four hours we would have a child.”

“Our new daughter is great. You would think that she would be afraid, because we are sasquatches and all, but she accepted us right off, happy to finally have a loving family. She didn’t realize right off that we were a same sex couple, all the hair really confuses things,” Big told us. “When we explained everything she didn’t seem to have a problem with it. She’s happy to be here.”

Sims through out Sim City are appalled and shocked by this turn of events. In a city known for its strangeness, you would think that this would be treated like another happening. That isn’t the case.

Bob Newbie was the first to speak on the issue. “I didn’t know that there was a gay sasquatch family living nearby! I didn’t even know sasquatches could be gay…then again, I never really thought about it.”

 

Tila Tequila was the most affected by the news. “I can’t believe this! Big Foot is gay?!?” She then broke down in tears. Because of a certain circulated home video, it’s no secret that Tila had a short lived relationship with Big Foot.

Bob Foot was amazed that people just assumed that all sasquatches were heterosexual. “ That was just an unfair assumption to make about sasquatches, that we would all be straight. That would be like saying all humans are straight and that there are no gay aliens. Personally, I find it odd that people would accept us for being gay before accepting us for being sasquatches, with all the negative sasquatch stereotypes out there.”

When contacted for a statement about alien sexuality all Pollination Technician Nine had to say was “Big Foot….hmmm….this has possibilities….”

New Toy a Sucess!

Many famous people have moved to Sim City and it’s surrounding suburbs over the years including Marylin Manson, Tom Cruise, and those meddling kids from Mystery Inc. Ironically, the citizens of Sim City have more enthusiasm that the creative toy designer, S. Casino, from Gobler Toys has moved into town and started a toy company.

Bob Newbie went as far as to throw a block party in Mr. Casino’s honor. “This is the best news we have ever had. Our children will have more to play with than just teddy bears. Nothing against teddy bears, we just need some variety around here.”

The first new toy that Mr. Casino designed and put into production is Mr. Bricks-a-Lot. “It’s twice as exciting as a teddy bear and does ten times the damage when small children throw it at each other.”

 

 

Sims don’t seem to be concerned that toys have officially become more dangerous. “It’s part of their appeal.” Samantha from incinerated Sim City Reticulated Splines factory told us.

Mr. Casino couldn’t say enough about Mr. Bricks-a-Lot. “You would be surprised what you can do with a brick. The best part about Mr. Bricks-a-Lot is that he responds to voice commands to do tricks.” He was even kind enough to provide us with the following demonstration video.

Bats Are All the Fashion This Season

It’s spring and that means bats. What? You thought bats were just for Halloween. Not in Sim City. Bats are the new fashion statement…especially tribal bats. Sims are wearing them on everything and they can be found at The Sims Exchange. (Link button is at the top right of the page under the banner.)

Tribal artwork used for Sim clothes:

 

Personal note: I love this bat so much I had it tattooed to my wrist to days ago as a bracelet (it’s the first tattoo I have had done). I decided that my Sims needed it as much as I did so I put it on everything that I could think of for them.